Bear-bull-tard? vs Recycled Money?

Here are some new Words for your Webster.

I was inspired by Tim Knight's bolg Slope of Hope with the word "bultard "to help describe the state of the markets in the past month. Well of course, I felt like this new lexicon needed some friends. So here they are.


Ber-bul: .....little fuzzy creature .....chases anything green.
..looks a little like a gerbil on a wheel..

Ber-bul-tard: bear/bull/trader....a personal mental and emotional state of
utter dumb SH*#$!!.


Ber-bul-tarded: the feeling of what the Hell just happened?


Ber-bul-fun-tarded....the act of staying at the party to long and can't find the bathroom.


Ber-bul-fre-tarded: ......the act of ..Throwing a free beer, all you can drink party....and charging $20 to use the toilet....it's a little hard on the carpet, but it's a great way to get your emptys refilled....


Ber-bul-stop-tard....Refilling beer bottles sure keeps the bar tab under control.


Ber-bul- tech-tard:......Success is the divergence of Refills vs Flushes


Ber-bul-gre-tarded: the act of showing up.


Bul-tard: wishing to get up off the floor.


Ber-tard: hoping no one will step on your fingers.

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And the Grand Daddy of all.

Ber-blu-tard: waking up on the floor with empty refills in both hands
and f!eeling like a Ber-bul-fuk-tard.



Cheer up! You helped the economy by recycling your money...
So, dose this make us ..........Green-tards?



We all have to get back to work first thing Tuesday ...oh my....

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